Randolph’s 2009 Facebook Statuses

This is a list of my status messages for 2009. Black is the status message . [blue in between brackets is  my comment] Bold -people that was tagged in the note. If you seeing this in the note on facebook, you probably wont see the blue.

January

• is saying bluecoat sucks [blue coat is a program that UVI uses that filters what website people can go to. It filter my site and a load of others causing them either to be directed or not load properly . UVI's Network admin tried to claim that it was computers in the library lab didn't have Java on that caused the
• is saying Bluecoat sucks more than Monica and SuperHead [more bitching about blue coat]
• is saying Legalize It and I'll Advertise It [only Peter Tosh could have said it better]
• is saying "Bush truly F'ed up if the Republicans elected a black man as their Chairman

February

• asks: What is the Craziest/Funniest/Smartest/Dumbest/Sweetest thing you ever saw me do ? [ no one actually answered this question ]

March

• is http://www.dpsyko.net
• http://www.vibizonline.com
• that Snickers sure did Satisfy . thanks Melissa [Mellisa offered to give away a Snickers to the first one who came for it. I beat Mekisha George to it.]

April

• loves his Nappy Hair
• I think I should be paid to do surveys at UVI
• i hate receiving stupid ass forwarded emails. http://www.snopes.com learn to use it
• Reading Hairy Pothead and the Marijuana Stone
• is going to continue to read Hairy Pothead and the Marijuana Stone
• Happy 420 everyone [April 20, 2009]
• is an educated fool with money on my mind. Got my 10 in my hand and the green in my eye. [some lyrics from Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]
• Everybody is look for something. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused. [some lyrics from Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)]
  
• ??Very superstitious, nothing more to say, Very superstitious, the devils on his way?? [some lyrics from Stevie Wonder's Superstition. Check the live version played on Sesame Street in 1973 or 72 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE]
• is Laughing at all the status messages about J'ouvert ending early

May

• ?? Me put her head down pon me pilla Unda the sheets she ah get murda ?? [ I have no idea what song these lyrics are from]
• I wish I could get a job as a reporter so I can read the Daily News and get paid as Lee Carle does [He's been doing it for over 50 years now]
• Grape flavored pancakes. mmmmmm yum. Sorry they didn't come out more purple [Well not actually Grape flavored but they did have a purple tint to them]
• That Passing of the 21st Amendment to the U.S Constitution showed that alcohol prohibition did not work. Why would they think it would on a plant ? Legalize Cannabis
• If Marijuana is so dangerous as the Government says, why did the FDA approve a drug name Marinol which is a synthetic Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active ingredient in weed that gets you high, in the treatment of anorexia in AIDS patients, as well as f [the last part part of the status had been cut off by the app]
• getting ready to watch the season finales of Smallville and Supernatural
• How big is too big ?
• asks: Ladies, Does Size Matter ? http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psyko’s-question-vi-does -size-matter/
• By Any Means Necessary El Hajj Malik el Shabazz (Malcolm X )Day
• VIPD got the block on LockDown . Looks like at least one man get ketch.
• Alpha Testing "How Big is Big" survey. Still Collecting answers for Current question "Does Dick Size Matter ? http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psykos-question-vi-does-size-matter/
• Beta Testing "How Big is Big" survey. Still Collecting answers for Current question "Does Dick Size Matter ? 26 answers collected so far. http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psykos-question-vi-does-size-matter/
• asks: What should I ask in my Honesty Box? http://honestybox.com/w.php?i=145300228
• Many will Enter. Few will win [common saying heard through contests advertised on TV especially those for kids]

June

• Winter Fling ?!? i want to be the Summer Fling too
• Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies [Quote by G1 StarScream of Transformers]
• 10 years already ? where have the time gone ? Happy 10 year Anniversary to the CAHS Class of 99
• ??Pussy Rehab , Pussy Pussy Rehab ?? I wonder when they going to change the song [someone had this song on constant repeat outside in their car]
• What's on your mind?
• I, Randolph, Love ____________ (fill in all that you think apply)
• D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply) [Got some interesting answers]

July

• Where is Tim The Tool Man Taylor when you need him ? MY fan needs MORE POWER !!! {grunts} [All i could tell you that it was aVERY HOT day and my ceiling fan wasn't really helping]
• is wishing his fellow Virgin Islanders a happy Emancipation Day.
• is wishing his fellow Virgin Islanders a happy Emancipation Day on July 3 and a Happy 4th of You Lie.
• Loosing out my hair anybody wants to help ? [People confused loosing out my hair with losing my hair]
• Happy 4th of You Lie [4th of July read Fredrick Douglass' Speech]
• Just watched a Billy Mays infomercial. That dude's shouting voice is going to missed [infomercial was for the DualSaw]
• D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply)
• There is Nothing more beautiful than black woman with Natural hair or locks. To Makieya, KC, Donasia, Christine, Marjani, Tanisha, Amber, Julene, the Victorias (Reed and Henry), Dee Coily, Porshe, Keva, Ashley F., Fredelyne, and many others I have Love for you
• is watching Moonwalker [my only Micheal Jackson related status]
• Why are women such haters ? [this status caused me so much trouble this summer. One person that I care deeply about went from cracking jokes on it to demanding that I change it. All because her friend didn't like it. I guess her friend took it personal]
• ?? He's the greatest. He's fantastic. When ever there is danger he'll be there. ?? [Danger Mouse theme song]
• is a bad influence. [more fall out from the "Why are women such haters ?" status message]
• is a bad influence (according to some people's friends)
• is about to cut his hair . well maybe. [had an interview the next day]
• is under a serious pat down. False alarm yesterday, at least for now. [After my last hair cut I only trust one person with my hair and he wasn't there and it was goo d thing to because i still regret that last hair cut]

August

• is singing ?? "Herb is the healing of the nation, Legalize it cause we wan blaze one" ?? and ??"Don't Criticize It ..... Legalize It and I man will Advertise It"?? [Sean Paul and Peter Tosh]
• is sing ?? Why can't we be what we want to be ? We want to be Free ?? [Bob Marley's Rebel Music (3 O'Clock Roadblock)]
• If I had a theme song what would it be ? and Why
• is a bad influence because I believe Cannabis (Industrial Hemp and Marijuana) should be LEGAL [the main reason why I'm a bad influence]

September

• Laughing at the Honest Box question I got [the question was "what size are you hard...", she also wanted to know if i eat pussy and if i ever been in a threesome]
• test
• @randolphr [was testing the new tagging in status messages Didn't work at the time]
• Tanisha Mills Chris Freeland Live in the Present, forgive your past. - Dove Dark Chocolate Promise Message [message on the wrapper of a Dove Dark Chocolate. funny thing some of people who at the chocolate didn't realize that it had message on it]
• The Information& Technology Services (ITS) at the University of the Virgin Islands (UVI) needs to be audited to see where exactly they're wasting the students' money. [the wasteful spending and things I see]
• is wondering who wants to write a professional reference for me ? got the 3 from [Dawm , Kima and Winifred]
• Tanisha Mills Chris Freeland Desha Brathwaite Bring you Life to Life: Stop planning start doing Dove Milk Chocolate Promise Message [another Dove Chocolate message]

October

• This is the must fucked up thing I ever read. I need to put a quote on a cup and send it. [the most hilarious article i ever read lucky i or a few other people wasn't there to contribute]
• There is no KNOWLEDGE thats IS not POWER
• Many people are lost with out their cell phones , I'm lost with out my flash drive. [I rarely use my phone. less than once a week . I use my jump drive ALL the time]
• is saying you don't know how much is miss you.
• I guess Anna's get a new church. If only they could sing now. [some people singing and preaching in the parking lot by the center . the singing was horrible]
• is finding it funny that I haven't worked in a certain place in a while and people are still coming up to me saying that My "replacement" don't know what he doing and ITS needs help. Dawn Matthew Chris Freeland Brian Thomas Tiffany N. Hyndman [People keep on coming up to me and telling me how he messed up their computer]
  

November

• WHEEL AND COME AGAIN but you better TIRE AND RETIRE [two old time VI Sayings]
• To Who it May Concern : If you need to know any information on my Status , please ask me because Brian Thomas won't know. [some nosey person wanted to know who my replacement was. Instead they asked me they went to ask Bryan.}
• Possible Indicator of the Sleep Disorder Narcolepsy was a Sucess. Tafara Hyndman did great. Tiffany N. Hyndman would be proud. [Went to Tafara's senior seminar on Narcolepsy she did a wonderful job on it]
• http://wellness.blogs.time.com/2009/11/04/dude-whe res-my-trauma-marijuana-could-treat-ptsd/
• I eating UVI Library 24 hour lab and aint nothing you could do about it.
• It is said that the Virgin Islands Government is considering the adoption of a condom as an emblem, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is getting fucked, on a train that never leaves the station. [saw this on a website somewhere]
• So what are you getting me for my birthday on Wednesday
• Just came in from trying to play farmer. I digged a hole and half (don't ask how to dig half a hole) and i bush
• Going asleep early. Going to play "Farmville in real life" by trying to digg some more holes in the morning hours[ digged a few holes and planted some pineapple plants]
• hmmm
• I wish I could spend my whole day with you tomarrow
• Congrats goes to Mansa Smith on welcoming his son Myles Malcolm Smith.
• This space is reserved so that _________________ can say that I'm a ________________ . (fill in the blanks)

December

• Linda Adler's Linda Adler’s Open Letter to the Residents of the United States Virgin Islands http://www.cannabisjunction.com/linda-adler-open-l etter-to-the-residents-of-the-united-states-virgin -islands/
• Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson says that my presence upsets her, but she came and sit right next to me.
• Another day and Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson is sitting next to me again even though she had 3 other spots to pick
• A Third Day, and Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson sits next to me again. Today she has no excuse cause she KNEW where I was sitting. [and it had six seats free]
• is time for another Cannabis Causeday
• Is Saying ?? It was I who shot the sheriff. ??
• http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/12/newlywed-sex- tweets/
• D. Psyko's Question IX : If you could give me any gift in the world, what would you give me?
• Christine Freeland When told that ther[e] was no cups for the cooler in the library, why did partner go luck[look not luck] in the garbage for some? [damn so much spelling errors. yea partner went to look in the garbage for some cups. He really must have been thirsty]
• D. Psyko's Question X : If I could give you any gift in the world, what would you want me to give you?
• how the hell the police roll up catch a dude but none of them hand cuffs ? [4 police rolled up ended up arresting someone and not one of them had a handcuff to handcuff him. they had to search their vehicle to find a large yellow twist tie to secure his hands.]
• Today is the perfect day for a CSE with a BA in APS to cum over [leather for the leather]
• Redoing and updating the UWS, questions to be added, deleted or updated. [updating an old survey i did from 2002]
• "He would swell with penile holiness" is the craziest line i ever read. [a line from the book "Final Victim" by Stephen J. Cannell]

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