D. Psyko’s Question VI : Does size Matter ?

May 15, 2009 by D. Psyko · 2 Comments
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Does size really matter ?  So I'm home chilling  watching TV when i happened to switch to this infomercial that was playing. The product being advertise was called Extamax "a 100% natural" , made in America and took the researcher 10 years to formulate, male enhancement pill.

It was being presented by a Victoria Zdrok also known as Dr. Z [link is to amazon but images might not be to safe for work] an author and relationship expert. A Wikipedia search also shows that she is also  a star of elaborate adult videos, an attorney, a clinical psychologist, sex therapist and former goodwill ambassador.

One of the claims that they made were : 88% of women say that size matters. The other 12% are lying.

So ladies does size matter ? Or is it like the old saying , " It's not the size of the ship that matters, but its motion in the ocean" ?

Facebook users: You can post your answers on this note, on my website or my honesty box

I’ve done 73 Out of of 137

March 20, 2009 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (family members)
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 8

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 10

Level 5
() Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 11

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR 14

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x)Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
( ) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 19

Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 22

Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 25

Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 27

Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 28

Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR:31

Level 14
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 34

Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 38

Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain... umbrella

SO FAR: 42
Level 17
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 45

Level 18
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey.

SO FAR: 47
Level 19
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins.

SO FAR: 47
Level 20
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 48

Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x ) Done/ attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 52

Level 22
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 54
Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Than 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR:55
Level 24
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 57
Level 25
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 59
Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 63

Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 67
Level 28
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x ) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 70

Level 29
() Been shot at/or held at gunpoint (got shot with a pellet gun, lol)
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your bike/car till fuel light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of fuel

SO FAR: 71

Level 30 !!!!!
( ) Had a threesome
( ) Ever hated a girl name Candice
(x) Ran around your house naked
( ) Kissed more than 5 different girls/boys in one day
(x) Know a girl named Ana!

TOTAL: 73 / 137

Re-post this with the title I've done x Out of 137 Things and tag at least 15 people to continue the chain.

Old Projects Being Made New Again

March 9, 2009 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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A few nights ago I found two old surveys that I created in 2002. The 2 polls Ultimate Women Survey BP and How Big is Big ? was created when I was bored and had nothing to do on the site Mister Poll. I've decided to recreated them using Lime Survey on my own site.

Changes planned

  • New questions
  • Revised answers for old questions
  • Combine the 2 surveys into one

D. Psyko’s Question V : What is the Craziest/Funniest/Smartest/Dumbest/Sweetest thing you ever saw me do ?

February 17, 2009 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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What is the Craziest/Funniest/Smartest/Dumbest/Sweetest thing you ever saw me do ?

If you have an example of each name them

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Proof It’s Not the Computer but the Connection

February 12, 2009 by D. Psyko · 1 Comment
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The table below show the 9 websites tested on the Dell Latitude D510 using both the library wireless connection and library lab LAN connection. Click images for larger view.

Site UVI St. Thomas Library Wireless Connection UVI St. Thomas Library lab Connection
http://www.dpsyko.net D. Psykos Asylum wireless D. Psyko’s Asylum library lab
http://www.vibizonline.com Virgin Islands Business Directory - VIBizOnline.com wireless Virgin Islands Business Directory - VIBizOnline.com library lab
http://avis.dpsyko.net avis.dpsyko.net - wireless uvi.edu
http://naturalhair.dpsyko.net Natural Black Hair Care - library lab NO CHANGE
http://www.cannabisjunction.com Cannabis Junction NO CHANGE
http://www.citytopper.com City topper- India's local Business directory wireless City topper- India's local Business directory library lab
http://www.dopusvi.org USVI - Division of Personnel wireless uvi.edu
http://www.cruciansinfocus.com/ Crucians In Focus - wireless Crucians In Focus- library lab
http://www.stlouis-resort.com/ St Louis Resort wireless St Louis Resort library lab

D. Psyko’s Question IV : New Years 2009 Resolutions: The Answers

February 1, 2009 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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Do you have any New Years Resolutions and if yes what are they ?

Here are the answers :

  1. to finish my second degree by Fall 09 and graduate summa cum laude...lol but I could settle for magna =)
  2. make it to 2010
  3. Shoot. at least to mek it 2 2009 lol,
  4. smile more...or at least have more reasons to smile
  5. Spend more time doing the things that make ME happy!
  6. Mines are to give my life to God, shop, and travel more!! :D
  7. I want to lose weight, redecorate my apartment and work on being happier.
  8. No more complaining in 2009....this includes gossiping!

D. Psyko’s Question IV : New Years 2009 Resolutions

December 27, 2008 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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Do you have any New Years Resolutions and if yes what are they ?

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D. Psyko Question III : Sex on UVI Campus : The Answers

December 25, 2008 by D. Psyko · 1 Comment
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So I asked the question "If you could have sex anywhere on UVI St. Thomas campus and there was 0% chance of you being caught where would it be ? Name 3 places". The following are the answers I got on Facebook (notes and Honesty Box) and on MSN Messenger.

The first 2 were given before I added the name 3 Places option.

  1. the cafeteria
    i love the wide open spaces
    on a table or something
  2. On tina's desk
  3. idc bout being seen lol.......cafeteria ....activities ......blue seats in the gymnasium
  4. The back of the library, dead center of the UVI basketball court, and in Ragster's office right on top her desk! I think I got 3 good reasons to be in UVI over the Christmas break...
  5. Sean Georges office, Ragsters office and a certain desk next to the door in the IT office
  6. But either way, the reference desk, ACC first floor conference room and reichold stage would be mine.
  7. I've already done it all over UVI but in the middle of the basketball court in SFC, in the cafeteria at lunchtime and that rock sounding good
  8. UVI 12 - after a good cleaning (after seeing Heineken's response, it needs a professional cleaning)
    Library - every corner, every desk, every table
    Net Ops - not that damn server room though!
  9. I'll start with my teacher's office, on top of her desk, and over all her important papers. Reason being that she f*cked on my paper when she took 20 extra points of so I'll f*** back on hers, literally.Next being the library cause I always had a fetish for it and I wouldn't mind meeting up with [Final Fantasy] (just kidding [Rastafari])... (or am I, [Final Fantasy] ;) And number one on my list is none other than the office of the President of UVI, Dr. Ragster. Who would think of it? And since there's no way of me getting caught, lets have it so that Dr. Ragster is actually in the room. Not somewhere that I can see her cause that's not a real big turn on, but being that she's somewhere in the room would be a great punch line to my friends if I ever had to tell the story (not that I kiss and tell).
  10. In the Teacher Education Building up th hill, In the CA Building up stairs in the Little Theater, and CATS Center.
  11. on the bench by the tennis courts. behind the building that haves marine biology as a course and downstairs in the teacher education bldg
  12. 1. Library, 2. Basketball Court (center court), 3. \
  13. In the business classroom with the large chairs..(did it)
    In the music bldg (did it)
    In the library (not yet)
  14. 3 places to have sex are at the back road to the library, music practice room, or in your dorm room.  .... cause i want to do it there with u .... bye;p

D. Psyko Question III : Sex on UVI Campus

December 11, 2008 by D. Psyko · Leave a Comment
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If you could have sex anywhere on UVI St. Thomas campus and there was 0% chance of you being caught where would it be ? Name 3 places

Facebook users: You can post your answers on this note, on my website or my honesty box

FYE of St. Thomas : Reported to the DLCA

December 4, 2008 by D. Psyko · 2 Comments
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Below is scan of the copy of the carbon copy of the report I made at the DLCA for FYE's Illegal activities. Click image for a larger view.

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