Algebra Prices

Math Prices

If you want me to do your Algebra homework for you here are the details.

1. $20 per page.
   • if a sheet is double sided it counts as 2 pages.
   • if you was given the work as a word document don't try to re-size the text to lessen the amount of pages.
2. Work must be given to me at least a day in advance
3. a 25% refund will be given if the work done receives a grade of less than 80% or a B-
   • Proof must be shown of the received grade and you must shown that my work has not altered in a anyway

Randolph’s 2009 Facebook Statuses

This is a list of my status messages for 2009. Black is the status message . [blue in between brackets is  my comment] Bold -people that was tagged in the note. If you seeing this in the note on facebook, you probably wont see the blue.

January

• is saying bluecoat sucks [blue coat is a program that UVI uses that filters what website people can go to. It filter my site and a load of others causing them either to be directed or not load properly . UVI's Network admin tried to claim that it was computers in the library lab didn't have Java on that caused the
• is saying Bluecoat sucks more than Monica and SuperHead [more bitching about blue coat]
• is saying Legalize It and I'll Advertise It [only Peter Tosh could have said it better]
• is saying "Bush truly F'ed up if the Republicans elected a black man as their Chairman

February

• asks: What is the Craziest/Funniest/Smartest/Dumbest/Sweetest thing you ever saw me do ? [ no one actually answered this question ]

March

• is http://www.dpsyko.net
• http://www.vibizonline.com
• that Snickers sure did Satisfy . thanks Melissa [Mellisa offered to give away a Snickers to the first one who came for it. I beat Mekisha George to it.]

April

• loves his Nappy Hair
• I think I should be paid to do surveys at UVI
• i hate receiving stupid ass forwarded emails. http://www.snopes.com learn to use it
• Reading Hairy Pothead and the Marijuana Stone
• is going to continue to read Hairy Pothead and the Marijuana Stone
• Happy 420 everyone [April 20, 2009]
• is an educated fool with money on my mind. Got my 10 in my hand and the green in my eye. [some lyrics from Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]
• Everybody is look for something. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused. [some lyrics from Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)]
  
• ??Very superstitious, nothing more to say, Very superstitious, the devils on his way?? [some lyrics from Stevie Wonder's Superstition. Check the live version played on Sesame Street in 1973 or 72 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE]
• is Laughing at all the status messages about J'ouvert ending early

May

• ?? Me put her head down pon me pilla Unda the sheets she ah get murda ?? [ I have no idea what song these lyrics are from]
• I wish I could get a job as a reporter so I can read the Daily News and get paid as Lee Carle does [He's been doing it for over 50 years now]
• Grape flavored pancakes. mmmmmm yum. Sorry they didn't come out more purple [Well not actually Grape flavored but they did have a purple tint to them]
• That Passing of the 21st Amendment to the U.S Constitution showed that alcohol prohibition did not work. Why would they think it would on a plant ? Legalize Cannabis
• If Marijuana is so dangerous as the Government says, why did the FDA approve a drug name Marinol which is a synthetic Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the active ingredient in weed that gets you high, in the treatment of anorexia in AIDS patients, as well as f [the last part part of the status had been cut off by the app]
• getting ready to watch the season finales of Smallville and Supernatural
• How big is too big ?
• asks: Ladies, Does Size Matter ? http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psyko’s-question-vi-does -size-matter/
• By Any Means Necessary El Hajj Malik el Shabazz (Malcolm X )Day
• VIPD got the block on LockDown . Looks like at least one man get ketch.
• Alpha Testing "How Big is Big" survey. Still Collecting answers for Current question "Does Dick Size Matter ? http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psykos-question-vi-does-size-matter/
• Beta Testing "How Big is Big" survey. Still Collecting answers for Current question "Does Dick Size Matter ? 26 answers collected so far. http://www.dpsyko.net/d-psykos-question-vi-does-size-matter/
• asks: What should I ask in my Honesty Box? http://honestybox.com/w.php?i=145300228
• Many will Enter. Few will win [common saying heard through contests advertised on TV especially those for kids]

June

• Winter Fling ?!? i want to be the Summer Fling too
• Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies [Quote by G1 StarScream of Transformers]
• 10 years already ? where have the time gone ? Happy 10 year Anniversary to the CAHS Class of 99
• ??Pussy Rehab , Pussy Pussy Rehab ?? I wonder when they going to change the song [someone had this song on constant repeat outside in their car]
• What's on your mind?
• I, Randolph, Love ____________ (fill in all that you think apply)
• D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply) [Got some interesting answers]

July

• Where is Tim The Tool Man Taylor when you need him ? MY fan needs MORE POWER !!! {grunts} [All i could tell you that it was aVERY HOT day and my ceiling fan wasn't really helping]
• is wishing his fellow Virgin Islanders a happy Emancipation Day.
• is wishing his fellow Virgin Islanders a happy Emancipation Day on July 3 and a Happy 4th of You Lie.
• Loosing out my hair anybody wants to help ? [People confused loosing out my hair with losing my hair]
• Happy 4th of You Lie [4th of July read Fredrick Douglass' Speech]
• Just watched a Billy Mays infomercial. That dude's shouting voice is going to missed [infomercial was for the DualSaw]
• D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply)
• There is Nothing more beautiful than black woman with Natural hair or locks. To Makieya, KC, Donasia, Christine, Marjani, Tanisha, Amber, Julene, the Victorias (Reed and Henry), Dee Coily, Porshe, Keva, Ashley F., Fredelyne, and many others I have Love for you
• is watching Moonwalker [my only Micheal Jackson related status]
• Why are women such haters ? [this status caused me so much trouble this summer. One person that I care deeply about went from cracking jokes on it to demanding that I change it. All because her friend didn't like it. I guess her friend took it personal]
• ?? He's the greatest. He's fantastic. When ever there is danger he'll be there. ?? [Danger Mouse theme song]
• is a bad influence. [more fall out from the "Why are women such haters ?" status message]
• is a bad influence (according to some people's friends)
• is about to cut his hair . well maybe. [had an interview the next day]
• is under a serious pat down. False alarm yesterday, at least for now. [After my last hair cut I only trust one person with my hair and he wasn't there and it was goo d thing to because i still regret that last hair cut]

August

• is singing ?? "Herb is the healing of the nation, Legalize it cause we wan blaze one" ?? and ??"Don't Criticize It ..... Legalize It and I man will Advertise It"?? [Sean Paul and Peter Tosh]
• is sing ?? Why can't we be what we want to be ? We want to be Free ?? [Bob Marley's Rebel Music (3 O'Clock Roadblock)]
• If I had a theme song what would it be ? and Why
• is a bad influence because I believe Cannabis (Industrial Hemp and Marijuana) should be LEGAL [the main reason why I'm a bad influence]

September

• Laughing at the Honest Box question I got [the question was "what size are you hard...", she also wanted to know if i eat pussy and if i ever been in a threesome]
• test
• @randolphr [was testing the new tagging in status messages Didn't work at the time]
• Tanisha Mills Chris Freeland Live in the Present, forgive your past. - Dove Dark Chocolate Promise Message [message on the wrapper of a Dove Dark Chocolate. funny thing some of people who at the chocolate didn't realize that it had message on it]
• The Information& Technology Services (ITS) at the University of the Virgin Islands (UVI) needs to be audited to see where exactly they're wasting the students' money. [the wasteful spending and things I see]
• is wondering who wants to write a professional reference for me ? got the 3 from [Dawm , Kima and Winifred]
• Tanisha Mills Chris Freeland Desha Brathwaite Bring you Life to Life: Stop planning start doing Dove Milk Chocolate Promise Message [another Dove Chocolate message]

October

• This is the must fucked up thing I ever read. I need to put a quote on a cup and send it. [the most hilarious article i ever read lucky i or a few other people wasn't there to contribute]
• There is no KNOWLEDGE thats IS not POWER
• Many people are lost with out their cell phones , I'm lost with out my flash drive. [I rarely use my phone. less than once a week . I use my jump drive ALL the time]
• is saying you don't know how much is miss you.
• I guess Anna's get a new church. If only they could sing now. [some people singing and preaching in the parking lot by the center . the singing was horrible]
• is finding it funny that I haven't worked in a certain place in a while and people are still coming up to me saying that My "replacement" don't know what he doing and ITS needs help. Dawn Matthew Chris Freeland Brian Thomas Tiffany N. Hyndman [People keep on coming up to me and telling me how he messed up their computer]
  

November

• WHEEL AND COME AGAIN but you better TIRE AND RETIRE [two old time VI Sayings]
• To Who it May Concern : If you need to know any information on my Status , please ask me because Brian Thomas won't know. [some nosey person wanted to know who my replacement was. Instead they asked me they went to ask Bryan.}
• Possible Indicator of the Sleep Disorder Narcolepsy was a Sucess. Tafara Hyndman did great. Tiffany N. Hyndman would be proud. [Went to Tafara's senior seminar on Narcolepsy she did a wonderful job on it]
• http://wellness.blogs.time.com/2009/11/04/dude-whe res-my-trauma-marijuana-could-treat-ptsd/
• I eating UVI Library 24 hour lab and aint nothing you could do about it.
• It is said that the Virgin Islands Government is considering the adoption of a condom as an emblem, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is getting fucked, on a train that never leaves the station. [saw this on a website somewhere]
• So what are you getting me for my birthday on Wednesday
• Just came in from trying to play farmer. I digged a hole and half (don't ask how to dig half a hole) and i bush
• Going asleep early. Going to play "Farmville in real life" by trying to digg some more holes in the morning hours[ digged a few holes and planted some pineapple plants]
• hmmm
• I wish I could spend my whole day with you tomarrow
• Congrats goes to Mansa Smith on welcoming his son Myles Malcolm Smith.
• This space is reserved so that _________________ can say that I'm a ________________ . (fill in the blanks)

December

• Linda Adler's Linda Adler’s Open Letter to the Residents of the United States Virgin Islands http://www.cannabisjunction.com/linda-adler-open-l etter-to-the-residents-of-the-united-states-virgin -islands/
• Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson says that my presence upsets her, but she came and sit right next to me.
• Another day and Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson is sitting next to me again even though she had 3 other spots to pick
• A Third Day, and Cyrecia PokaFace Wilson sits next to me again. Today she has no excuse cause she KNEW where I was sitting. [and it had six seats free]
• is time for another Cannabis Causeday
• Is Saying ?? It was I who shot the sheriff. ??
• http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/12/12/newlywed-sex- tweets/
• D. Psyko's Question IX : If you could give me any gift in the world, what would you give me?
• Christine Freeland When told that ther[e] was no cups for the cooler in the library, why did partner go luck[look not luck] in the garbage for some? [damn so much spelling errors. yea partner went to look in the garbage for some cups. He really must have been thirsty]
• D. Psyko's Question X : If I could give you any gift in the world, what would you want me to give you?
• how the hell the police roll up catch a dude but none of them hand cuffs ? [4 police rolled up ended up arresting someone and not one of them had a handcuff to handcuff him. they had to search their vehicle to find a large yellow twist tie to secure his hands.]
• Today is the perfect day for a CSE with a BA in APS to cum over [leather for the leather]
• Redoing and updating the UWS, questions to be added, deleted or updated. [updating an old survey i did from 2002]
• "He would swell with penile holiness" is the craziest line i ever read. [a line from the book "Final Victim" by Stephen J. Cannell]

D. Psyko’s Question IX : What Gift Would You Give Me ? – The Answers

D. Psyko's Question IX : If you could give me any gift in the world, what would you give me?

1. Hairspray-
2. A trip to see me!
3. Your own damn computer lab!
4. mari warner
5. Some pussy. But only if you gonna re-gift it to me later on. Make sure it's clean when you pass it on.
6. something computer related
7. a frame pic of me...so that way, when you aint see me for a long time you look at that pic....
8. Trip to the strip club
9. A hairdresser that will wash, treat, trim, braid & manage ur hair for free for infinity.
10. Advice.

D. Psyko’s Question IX : What Gift Would You Give Me ?

D. Psyko's Question IX : If you could give me any gift in the world, what would you give me?

Facebook users: You can post your answers on the note, on my website or my honesty box

5 Plus Years of Writing Shit on the Net

Halloween 2009 was the 5th anniversary of this blog.  5 years of me writing all kind of random shit I can think of.

I would like to thank the following people.

Hector A. Squiabro - for teaching me HTML and having that handy HTML primer all those years ago.

Mansa Smith - for buying the domain and the renewals.

Randy K.  Lopez - for hosting the site in the early days. Even though that other site kept bogging down your computer.

Standford Mings - for being my second host.

D. Psyko’s Question VIII : Favorite Pan Songs

This one is for my current and former pan players. What songs were your favorites, what band did you played them in, what pan(s) you played them on, and who arranged them if you remembered ?

Mines are :

• Song : (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You - Band: Addelita Cancryn Jr High School Iguana Pan Jammers Pans: Double Tenor/ Three Pan Cello  Arranger: Anderson Frederick
• Song: Carol of the Bells - Band: Addelita Cancryn Jr High School Iguana Pan Jammers Pans: Double Tenor/ Three Pan Cello  Arranger: John Hodge & Anderson Frederick
• Song : Pan 2000    Band: Addelita Cancryn Jr High School Iguana Pan Jammers    Pans: Three Pan Cello    Arranger: John Hodge & Anderson Frederick
• Song: The Little Drummer Boy Band: Charlotte Amalie High School Mello Hawks Steel Orchestra    Pans: Three Pan Cello    Arranger: Francis Callwood
• Song: Do You Hear What I Hear? Band: Rising Stars Youth Steel Orchestra Pans: Four Pan Cello    Arranger: Sean Steele
• Song: Toco Band    Band: Rising Stars Youth Steel Orchestra Pans: Four Pan Cello    Arranger: Sean Steele
• Song: Toco Band    Band: Rising Stars Youth Steel Orchestra Pans: Four Pan Cello    Arranger: Sean Steele
• Song: Fever    Band: St. Thomas All Stars Steel Orchestra Pans:Six Bass    Arranger: Sean Steele
• Song: Dead or Alive    Band: St. Thomas All Stars Steel Orchestra Pans:Six Bass    Arranger: Sean Steele

If you're an Intructer/Arranger you can name some of the songs that you did.

D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ? – The Answers

When asked the question " I, Randolph, Love ________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply)" here are the answers I received in no particular order.

• breast, sex, and ass
  steelband
• breast, big breast and bigger breast...lol lol lol lol
• Breast, weed, and more breasts for 200 points Alex!
• women, natural hair and money
• "What is Breast, weed, and more breasts".
• urself
• natural hair(not straightened)
• to smoke weed!
• thick women
• natural hair and big breast.... Oh yeah and weed....
• Breasts, Thighs, and Legs
• I 2nd that!
• no one
• Fall in love and never fall out
• ... hemp products, ladies with natural hair, and big titties...that about sums it up...
• natural hair, big boobs and brown skin

D. Psyko’s Question VII : I, Randolph, Love ?

No sexual pervertedness this time.  Simple Question : I, Randolph, Love __________, ________ and __________? (fill in all that you think apply)

Just reply with things and people who you think I love .

Guestbook Reopened

The Guestbook has been Reopened. This is especially for the person who been checking my guestbook every other day.

D. Psyko’s Question VI : Does size Matter ? The Answers

Last week I asked the Question : Does Size Matter ?

Answers in Blue are men, in Black are women and in Purple are unknown.

Out of the 24 Confirmed Women answers, 15 or 0 58.33% says Yes Size Matters.

Facebook Status

• it always does lol
• it does if it's not a sugg fitt---->huh, What r we talk-n about
• okay um...i think it totally does...if it's too big you might run her...too small she might not want to do the thing again either...so a little eye-opening thickness and length will do the trick...enough to tell your friends about...not enough to showcase on ripley's believe it or not!
• It sure does !!
• Yes The right size though
• HELL NO!!!!! else the line to jump off of a lot of buildings would be VERRRYYY long. SMALL PIN DUZ CHOOK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
• doesnt matter once hey know how to use it

Facebook Honesty Box

• yes
• yes it does...
• Size does matter. How it relates to a woman's part matters too. For me, 5-7 is jus dandy.
• Nope...some women make it an issue but for me its not.
• Yes it does.
• size is a factor, but knowing how to use what you have is what really counts

Tagged

• no dick size should not matter
• yes it does  really matter sometimes
• wat kind of ques is that
• Well it kinda does matter, but if your a man that know how to work with what he got to please his female that hey ! Because belive me there are some brother out there that are packing and dont know what the hell to do but hurt a sister!
• NO, I REALLY DON'T THINK SIZE MATTER BUT IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH IT IS WHAT REALLYU MATTERS
• nt really wa urs small
• YE I THINK SO THAT IT MATTERS
• yes it does to me

MSN Messenger

• not really'
  some men got big dicks and  can'[t work it
  it have this dude i fucking his wood ain't big but it's sweet
• yes it does, but each female is different
• yes it does
  a woman wants to feel the ting
  lol u is a mess any woman that say she doesnt care about size she lyin
• yes size matter
  I don't want a small bud

Craigslist

• God, like why is that such an issue. guys pick apart every inch of a woman's body, but they're not supposed to have any preferences about dick size?
• of course it does. drop the denial, dude
• Yes now leave.
  Oh and you're a big dick. §
• wow what an original question! §
• it's not the size of the waves but the motion in the ocean
• how special of you. to register a handle just to ask that question.
• It certainly doesn't hurt! §

On the next question we are going to do it a little different. It's going to be a survey named How Big is Big  ? which I already started.

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